Not A Bill Clinton Among Them

Published Feb 03 2008 by FrancisB


Dogs have been such familiar associates of human-kind for so long that dog breeds along with dog characteristics and traits have long been used without qualification or footnoted definition in literature and the press to describe humans and human behavior. 

Lap dog, attack dog, Pit Bull, guard dog, terrier, are all terms that get dropped into everyday speech describing human behavior without fear of confusion. When Tony Blair was dubbed “Bush’s Poodle” by a disparaging British press, everyone got the reference.

When then Presidential candidate Pat Buchanan was referred to as the “People’s Pit Bull” back in 1996 for his tenacious commitment to populist issues and regular Joe ideals it was a compliment. When Bill Clinton was recently referred to as Hillary’s attack dog that was definitely not a compliment.

So, turning this around, would it be safe to say that any of the 22 Vicktory dogs, that have recently taken up residence at Best Friends, would make someone a good “Bill Clinton”.

The answer is an unequivocal “No!”

What you want in a Bill Clinton is a dog that has some shepherd of the German, Belgian, Dutch or Anatolian variety in them. Shepherds are purpose bred to get the “friend/foe” signal and to have a relatively low human bite inhibition. That’s why military guard dogs are almost all shepherds of one type or another. They are the “point and shoot” animal of choice for police and military work.

When I hear stories about gang bangers keeping Pit Bulls to guard their drug dealing enterprises, I realize how clueless these people are about dogs.

They’ve got a Pat Buchanan running around the yard who looks and sounds tough but who, generally speaking, never met a person they didn’t like! What they really need is a Bill Clinton or two to really sink their teeth into the whole intruder / turf issue. Jeez, even a Tony Blair would be better.

 

Comments

 

mpeaches said:

Not that I'm advocating gang bangers having any animal guarding their drugs, I would love to see the spread of toy poodles for the job!

February 3, 2008 7:50 PM
 

Lora726 said:

All so-called bad boys know it's the "rep" that keeps people scared, and pitties have surely got a bad one! Thanks to BF and that terrific story in the NY Times, that is surely changing. (I'm cracking up at the image of a gang-banger in the 'hood with a poodle at his side!)

Looking forward to the conference later this month in NJ, and some more education on Pit Bulls from the people who can speak with authority.

The BF mission is planted and growing here on the East Coast!

February 4, 2008 2:58 PM
 

carrie_fosters said:

Wonderful entry. I have a friend who lives in a part of town where big, tough looking guys like to walk the streets with their big, tough looking, un-neutered pit bulls. Her favorite thing to do is to approach and talk baby talk to the dogs. "Who's the baby doggie? You are? Yes, such a sweet baby . . ." She has yet to meet one who doesn't turn into a wiggling, kissing, belly rub begging machine, leaving the "owner" with a "wait . . . what just happened here?" look on his face.

February 4, 2008 3:31 PM
 

bethleahy said:

I do that to any pit bulls I see too. I make sure I say "Pit Bull" and I make it nice and loud so that other people around are sure to notice..."hey, that woman is letting that pit bull lick her face!" My little part to rescue their undeserved reputations. Give all the Vicktory dogs a kiss for me! Thanks for all you do.

Keep those entries coming!

February 6, 2008 3:10 PM
 

k9mommyx4 said:

I have 4 of these "dangerous" pit bulls.  One of neighbors summed it for the rest with a sign for my fence.  "FORGOT THE DOGS, BEWARE OF THE OWNER, she bits"  Yes, I am a strong defender of my dogs and their terrority.  Some one has to do, they don't.  In fact they happily meet all stranges with wigglely bottoms and happy smiles.  If we ever get robbed they will undoubtly tell the thief were the silver and diamonds are in exchange for a belly rub or a treat.  They make great watch dogs,  they watch their new friends rob us blind.  If you want an attach dog get a chihuahua.

February 22, 2008 11:01 PM
 

maryjane3231 said:

My neighbors lab was attacked and killed last weekend by the neighbors 2 pits.  And they were never trained to fight and kill.   They were just the family pets.   I would never trust these dogs with other animals or small children

And what about the never mentioned 44 pits BF brought in from Utah to Las Vegas.

They were basically abandoned by BF for a month and another group had to step in to try to place to dogs.  read more about them at:

www.animalliberationfront.com/.../BestFriendsrant.htm  

February 22, 2008 11:26 PM

About FrancisB

I am one of the founders of Best Friends Animal Society and am a contributing writer to Best Friends Magazine. For the past 16 years, my wife Silva and I have managed the Los Angeles programs of Best Friends which has now transitioned to become part of the national Community Programs and Services division.